Ayo Whaddup Krease?
Ayo Wassuuup?
My name is Melissa, I reblog what I like, feel free to ask me anything!<3
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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A couple making out at the Drive-In movie theater. Ohio, 1950s
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cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/0798843644c862737ce1258821b5938a/tumblr_mnba38vUWI1qzcv7no1_400.gif)
if ugliness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china
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My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
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me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
